Adoption gets chronic speeder out of a ticket.

Here's a little story about two people I may or may not know. 

There's this guy, he is a chronic speeder.  Chronic.

And there's this girl, she's a nag.  Okay, let's be fair, she's a chronic nagger.

Put those two together and usually their car rides are pretty epic.

Speeding tickets are expensive and so is adoption.

Getting a speeding ticket while in process of adopting makes a chronic speeder and a chronic nagger a deadly combination.

Well, today, said chronic nagger wasn't with chronic speeder and so of course, chronic speeder was speeding.  (10 miles over to be exact)

Said chronic speeder gets pulled over by a police officer. (just so you know, chronic nagger would have totally nagged chronic speeder before police officer ever pulled him over, had chronic nagger been in the car)

Ticket happy police officer makes small talk with chronic speeder as he prepares the speeding ticket.

He inquires about the transformer decals on the back of his car that represent his family.

Chronic speeder explains that yes, he has three children, however, one is not yet home as they are waiting to adopt her from South Korea.

Police officer says to chronic speeder, "No kidding?  We have a daughter adopted from South Korea as well! Came home at 11 months old and she is now three."

Asks chronic speeder what agency they are using and turns out police officer adopted through D*illon International but is quite familiar with H*olt International, who chronic speeder and chronic nagger are adopting thru.

Adoptive parent police officer says to chronic speeder, "I know how expensive adoption can be, so I'll let you off with a warning."

Needless to say, after chronic nagger enjoyed hearing this lovely and touching story (and was super grateful to adoptive parent police officer for not writing him a speeding ticket), 

she still nagged chronic speeder about speeding. 

And that's how adoption got a chronic speeder out of a ticket.

The end.